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Blunt “Not-Your-Average” Valentine’s

by Ryan


For some people, sarcasm is family skill. That is the case for mine. If you were the butt of a joke, then you know that you were loved. That’s why I created these blunt not your average Valentines.

Being the time when people send notes of love and appreciation to family and friends, I knew mine had to be a true reflection of that sarcasm. And being that most cards are heavy on love and kisses, I knew I would have to make mine. So below is what I call Blunt Valentine’s. Some are more “witty” than others, and trust me – these are much tamer than the ones I am creating for some close friends. I have also made these as free downloadable/printables if you wanted to give some blunt valentines this Feb 14th.

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Blunt not your average Valentines

I also cut the cards out and glued them to some hot pink blank cards so that I could write a long message and have envelopes. These are a few of the the Blunt Valentine’s in a nutshell:

  • “My Heart Burns for You” with a real heart
  • “You are so sweet you make my teeth hurt”
  • “It’s just a Valentine, not a marriage proposal”
  • “Let’s just be Facebook friends”
  • “I love you like a fat kid loves cake” (song lyric)

8 Funny Valentines Ideas you will LOVE with Free Printables

Let’s  get upclose and personal with someone who has a sense of humor this Valentines Day.

My heart burns for YOU! 8 Funny Valentines Ideas you will LOVE with Free Printables

Lets just be Facebook friends. My heart burns for YOU! 8 Funny Valentines Ideas you will LOVE with Free PrintablesHOw fun is this Realistic Heart? My heart burns for YOU! 8 Funny Valentines Ideas you will LOVE with Free Printables


If you want to just print the cards on precut notecards, here are your files. I like Avery 3379.

Funny Valentines Ideas #1

Funny Valentines Ideas #2

Funny Valentines Ideas #5

Funny Valentines Ideas #4


Please come back and leave a comment if you shared this card with someone. We would love to hear if they got the joke!



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Vickie LaLonde January 25, 2016 - 8:58 am

So proud ♡ Time to become part of receiving a Tinselbox every Holiday. …..hope I’m in time for Valentines Day!

Maria Struve January 26, 2016 - 9:06 am

Thank you for joining us. We are so excited!

Emily January 31, 2017 - 8:51 pm

These are too funny! My family would appreciate these, too. Thanks for linking up with Merry Monday this week!

Heidi February 1, 2017 - 4:19 pm

These Valentines gave me a good laugh! Thanks for sharing!

Kalyn Abrams February 2, 2017 - 8:25 am

These are so cute! I especially love the Facebook one LOL!


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Joyce @ My Stay At Home Adventures February 8, 2017 - 2:24 pm

HA! This made me laugh. I love them! Thank you for making my day with these free printables! #FuntasticFriday

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Michelle Leslie January 17, 2018 - 9:13 pm

Bwahahahahahaahha Maria, these are classic. I absolutely love them.


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